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35. Know Your Klout Score
Believe me, your 140 characters don’t have any influence on anyone. No matter what Klout says. We think this is a better indicator of who you are as a person: What’s your Klouchebag score?
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36. You Have the Douchebag Badge on Foursquare
This is how we know you’re an OD (Original Douchebag), son! Because since Foursquare’s gone straight, this badge is effing hard to get! Plus, popped pink collars are so 2009.
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37. You Don’t “Like” To-Douche List on Facebook
Deductive reasoning would hold that if you don’t “Like” To-Douche List on Facebook, you are either a stuffy geriatric who doesn’t have a Facebook account or one of the List’s many douchey subjects. If...
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38. You Like Dubstep
Who let the douchebags in? This is your party, asshole! Let me guess, Skrillex is on your workout playlist.
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39. How Many Ways Can You Qualify for The To-Douche List?
Countless. I didn’t know they stacked douche this high.
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41. You’re A Registered Voter in North Carolina
Yep, old ladies can be douchebags, too.
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42. Derby Party Douche
Phony philanthropy and way too much privilege. You know who you are.
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43. LMFAO
Like, literally, I’m LMFAO that there are enough douchebags with shitty taste to put these idiots on the map. Sharty rock is in the house tonight.
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